In this life I am a Woman. In my next life I would like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid for six months. Again, I could deal with that.
When you're a girl bear you get to birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could deal with that as well.
If you're a momma bear EVERYONE knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, well heck you swat them too. Yeah, I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR FOR SURE.
3 comments:
Not sure why I cant see the picture? Too much wine last night for me?
I'm not seeing a picture either.
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I love this! Bears rule!
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