Friday, January 30, 2009

My Next Life As I Figure It To Be


In this life I am a Woman. In my next life I would like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid for six months. Again, I could deal with that.

When you're a girl bear you get to birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could deal with that as well.

If you're a momma bear EVERYONE knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, well heck you swat them too. Yeah, I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR FOR SURE.

3 comments:

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Not sure why I cant see the picture? Too much wine last night for me?

Snooty Primadona said...

I'm not seeing a picture either.

However, I have an award for you over on my blog, so stop on by & pick it up!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I love this! Bears rule!