Let's Look, Shall We

It's been a long long time since I have looked to see how people may have came by my blog. So I looked last night and had some really good laughs and thought I would share them here with all of you. Let's see here:

Middle age thrill: Well maybe if you call hot flashes thrills???

Truckers looking down into cars: Yes, my Trucker has been known to do this from time to time. heck I do to. LOL. Maybe I should share some of those sightings with you.

Sex with truckers confessions: Well I see how you maybe could have found me this way. However so sorry to disappoint you when you got here.

Trucker marriages fail: Not this one buddy.

What's it like to be the wife of a trucker: Well if like mine and local it is great. Now long haul is a whole different story.

Man and Wife flashing trucker drivers: Sorry no photos here.

How to make your cold wife hot again: Well let's see here. That can be done in a number of ways. Set the temp of the thermostat above 76 degrees seems to work for me most of the time. Oh wait, I bet you were looking for something else. Sorry again, not telling his secrets.

Supper hot wife: I have been known to cook a hot supper from time to time. Oh wait, once more I think you meant Super Hot Wife. Why thank you very much. Trucker thinks so too.

Wife flashing truckers car windows: Maybe when in my 20's and the twins were all perky and pointing the correct direction I would have done this. But alas, the only trucker I flash is my own Trucker.

Do ears really burn: Maybe if they've had to much sun????

Wife gets on your nerves: Well I am sure it's possible, but he knows not to even express this to me. He's smart that way.

Short dress and no panties: Must of been that prom gossip again.

Wife hump bed: Not that I recall but thanks for asking.

Confession wife peeing on me: For sure you won't find that disgusting thing here. Oh, please go away for the love of all that's holy.

Are there lots of snakes in Arkansas: Come visit and find out. Especially around the rice fields. They should do a "Survivor" episode here.

Pictures of beautiful middle aged wives: I hope I made you very happy.

How to tell your wife you are bored: First place your tennis shoes on your feet, slowly approach your wife from behind, making sure she doesn't have an iron skillet in her hand, tell her and then run like hell.

How to be happy in mid life: When you find out please get back to me.

Can you get hot flashes when the air temp is below 70 degrees: Of course you can you idiot! Obviously you are not married to a middle aged woman or spent much time with your mother.

Trucker in a dress: Well not to my knowledge has he ever worn this attire.

Truckers whine: Sometimes. Don't you?

It's amazing how some people found my blog. It also amazes me to think what kind of people are on the internet and live in our world.