Thursday, July 17, 2008

Let's Look, Shall We

It's been a long long time since I have looked to see how people may have came by my blog. So I looked last night and had some really good laughs and thought I would share them here with all of you. Let's see here:

Middle age thrill: Well maybe if you call hot flashes thrills???

Truckers looking down into cars: Yes, my Trucker has been known to do this from time to time. heck I do to. LOL. Maybe I should share some of those sightings with you.

Sex with truckers confessions: Well I see how you maybe could have found me this way. However so sorry to disappoint you when you got here.

Trucker marriages fail: Not this one buddy.

What's it like to be the wife of a trucker: Well if like mine and local it is great. Now long haul is a whole different story.

Man and Wife flashing trucker drivers: Sorry no photos here.

How to make your cold wife hot again: Well let's see here. That can be done in a number of ways. Set the temp of the thermostat above 76 degrees seems to work for me most of the time. Oh wait, I bet you were looking for something else. Sorry again, not telling his secrets.

Supper hot wife: I have been known to cook a hot supper from time to time. Oh wait, once more I think you meant Super Hot Wife. Why thank you very much. Trucker thinks so too.

Wife flashing truckers car windows: Maybe when in my 20's and the twins were all perky and pointing the correct direction I would have done this. But alas, the only trucker I flash is my own Trucker.

Do ears really burn: Maybe if they've had to much sun????

Wife gets on your nerves: Well I am sure it's possible, but he knows not to even express this to me. He's smart that way.

Short dress and no panties: Must of been that prom gossip again.

Wife hump bed: Not that I recall but thanks for asking.

Confession wife peeing on me: For sure you won't find that disgusting thing here. Oh, please go away for the love of all that's holy.

Are there lots of snakes in Arkansas: Come visit and find out. Especially around the rice fields. They should do a "Survivor" episode here.

Pictures of beautiful middle aged wives: I hope I made you very happy.

How to tell your wife you are bored: First place your tennis shoes on your feet, slowly approach your wife from behind, making sure she doesn't have an iron skillet in her hand, tell her and then run like hell.

How to be happy in mid life: When you find out please get back to me.

Can you get hot flashes when the air temp is below 70 degrees: Of course you can you idiot! Obviously you are not married to a middle aged woman or spent much time with your mother.

Trucker in a dress: Well not to my knowledge has he ever worn this attire.

Truckers whine: Sometimes. Don't you?

It's amazing how some people found my blog. It also amazes me to think what kind of people are on the internet and live in our world.


Mental P Mama said...

Some funny stuff there! Have a great weekend...

Not a Granny said...

You should see the crap they use to wander to my little site, granny spankings, granny peeing, granny and little's really gross.

Anonymous said...

I love looking at what brings people to blogs. Too funny. Have a good weekend.

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

Hope your enjoying your weekend :)

BrownEyed Cowgirls said...

Incredible! So how do you find this stuff out?

"JEANNELLE" said...

Hilarious! I followed a truck once which had a sign posted on the rear announcing that the truck cab contained an "official boob inspector". His honesty was refreshing!

Meg said...

Yikes...I have had some crazy ones too...!

Egghead said...

Too funny. I have a blog with my sisters and once wrote about a new invention of suspensers (made up of course). It has a photo of huge granny panties and you would not believe the people looking for granny panties and junk. Hilarious.

Train Wreck said...

Are you serious?? THose were searches? Freaky people out there I tell ya!! I will have to check mine.... exactly how do you do that!?

Treasia said...

Train Wreck-I use feedburner and found these searches through that. I don't remember exactly what to tell you about finding it but just play around and you can. It was and is really easy to find.

Yes they were actual searches that lead them to me.