Sunday, June 1, 2008

Heard at my House

Here's a short list of some of the things heard around my house over the weekend. Can you guess which were really said and which were not?

1. It's my turn on the computer, would you get off NOW!

2. It's ok if you are still on the computer, we all enjoy sharing.

3. God you're a "gassy girl" full of farts.

4. Did you just relieve some pressure?

5. Hey dad the car makes farts noises. Ha. Ha.

6. Dad why is the car making that funny sounding noise?

7. I want chocolate ice cream covered in chocolate sauce and a chocolate shake to go with it.

8. Oh no I don't want chocolate, I hate it.

9. It's my turn to pick out the tv show so would you please get off it and give me the control.

10. Oh, take your time watching that boring show afterall you never have the remote control.

11. My God we have to get the air conditioner fixed it's hot enough to roast a pig in here.

12. No don't worry about the heat, sweat is good for you.

13. Stop touching me with your grubby hands right this minute.

14. I love hugs and touching.


Egghead said...

ha I think if this were my house it would be all the rude comments. I love the comment about being hot enough to roast a pig. I am still chuckliing.

Melissa said...

My guess: 1, 5, 7, 9, 11 and maybe 13 if most of the others are true. :D

Mental P Mama said...

The odd numbers are the correct ones. I know this first hand.

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

Yep sounds like my house with kids & grands

Anonymous said...

LOL! The odd ones are real. I'm just saying, there are 6 males at my house at times. I know these things...

The Diva's Thoughts said...

LOL...I have no idea what was actually said and what wasn't but the list is hysterical anyway.

Treasia said...

Everyone is a winner. The correct answers were the odd numbered ones. The things you hear your kids say!